If you listen closely, the lyrics to Somnus read "Why is everything in Latin?"
This is not a review. At least not in the traditional sense of offering a balanced perspective to inform a purchasing decision. Final Fantasy XV has received glowing reviews, a far cry from my resoundingly negative experience with it. Maybe the “Final Fantasy” name has given it a clout it doesn’t deserve, perhaps the 10 year delivery time meant people didn’t want to imagine it being bad, maybe I’m just really out of step with mainstream thought. Either way, this post seeks to address a perceived undeserved positive bias in the games favour.